tl;dr - Redditor whining about being friendzoned gets politely told.
This needs to be reblogged until every immature little asshat on the planet gets the message.
I want to propose to the above post.
Not to the poster — I would gladly take them out for coffee and a bagel or the beverage/food item of their choice.
But I’d really like to marry the post.
yes. yes. yes. yes. yes.
The story of my life
this is why i love you
Talk shit get hit.
Canadian Marble Fox
You win this round cheese
actually that is a rectangle cheese
[oxford comma laughing in the distance]
[vocative comma wondering what oxford comma thinks it’s doing here]